Plural "Germans." A person who does not think to look out for their own best interest. You may observe a German voting man-hating pseudo-lesbians into political office, not crossing the road even though there are no cars and it's fucking New York City because the crossing sign says not to, letting their female do whatever they want including blaming them for building the fantastic civilization she inhabits, calling the police and waiting for them to arrive when an African migrant is raping their woman instead of defending her, and not murdering their sexually dysfunctional Leader even though the war is clearly lost when the Russians have reached their country because authority figures are not to be questioned. Closely related to the Scandinavian, whose behavior is even more self-destructive. Through their diaspora, responsible for the concept of women as the "fairer sex" in the United States.
"According to the latest genetic data, Germans are actually some of the least Aryan of the European peoples. The Aryans were Indo-Europeans, a group of cattle-herding, nomadic peoples from western central Asia who slowly invaded Europe and conquered the native people. The domination was so great that today almost all the populations of Europe can trace their paternal ancestry to them. Meaning, they were consummate rapists. The Germans, alongside the Scandinavians, actually have far more native-European paternal ancestry. The native-Europeans worshiped women. And got gang-raped. That explains a lot."
by Snurkles McChungus October 30, 2018
Person A: “Did you see that German over there?”
Person B: “Yeah! They were trying to kill someone because they couldn’t agree on the gender of Nutella.”
Person B: “Yeah! They were trying to kill someone because they couldn’t agree on the gender of Nutella.”
by enustah July 24, 2021
german is someone that’s very emo and doesn’t like showing their eyes and plays minecraft and roblox all day
by hello28462926 November 24, 2021
German is the sexiest name he pulls hella girls and has a huge dick and he can be annoying a lot but yes German is the best name
German is the sexiest name he pulls hella girls and has a huge dick and he can be annoying a lot but yes German is the best name
by Deadpool is the shit November 23, 2021
by Starryboi December 09, 2023
South African slang for people who always want to smoke and drink other people's weed, cigarettes and drinks every single time without remorse.
by Yomamaexbf June 07, 2024
FYI: Germans is a Latvian male. He’s not German, so please don’t make this assumption unless you want to piss him off. He’s also one person, not two, regardless of his name’s plural nature. He’s neat and extremely intelligent. A kind hearted snob with high standards, so make sure you can meet his expectations if you want him to like you. He’s a good friend and listener, so you can call him anytime. He’ll most likely be answering emails or doing his laundry. You can also find him in the kitchen cooking up an elaborate meal he can share with his friends.
Germans has a big appetite and gets easily hungover. He likes to watch action tv shows and fall asleep with the lights on.
He’s a shy person so a compliment can go a long way. He’s quiet but spontaneous, often driven by idealistic tendencies and lots of curiosity. He won’t stop until he’s had his questions answered through experiences.
Germans has a big appetite and gets easily hungover. He likes to watch action tv shows and fall asleep with the lights on.
He’s a shy person so a compliment can go a long way. He’s quiet but spontaneous, often driven by idealistic tendencies and lots of curiosity. He won’t stop until he’s had his questions answered through experiences.
Germans is such an unpredictable guy… you never know what he’ll be doing next, but that’s why we like him!
by Skinny_legend_1997 January 30, 2022