A one eyed kitten with a pathetic frown who shits everywhere, rescued from the side of the road by a Facebook dad trying to look like a superhero, he then forces his kids to like it and pet it even though they hate it
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by CloudTheQSMPfan November 8, 2023
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DISCLAIMER: imaginary.
DISCLAIMER: imaginary.
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Man, I just wiped this networking switch and now I have gregitis
Uh oh! I just turned off production server 1 and now I am feeling like I have a bad case of gregitis
Uh oh! I just turned off production server 1 and now I am feeling like I have a bad case of gregitis
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