fist of fury

a time when a girl/guy is so upset with you, they decide that they are going to fist you, but with such intesity that you start to bleed out your ears!! after the fist is inserted, there is some long term damage when the index and middle fingers are extended twirling around moving your rectum line!

George:"if you dont shut the fuck up, i am going to give you the fist of fury"
Manuel: "i dont know, i might like that dude!! ;)"
George: "good lets start!"

by eric lucas December 24, 2003

fistagon

Someone on the receiving end of brutal fisting intercourse.

"That fistagon can take me all the way up to my elbow"

by interWeb guy April 1, 2004

Fist bump

When 2 people are bent over standing with their butt cheeks touching and, simultaneously, fake sneeze until their sphincters kiss.

Person 1: Aw man, I'm going to have to stick to soft foods for awhile.

Person 2: Why's that?

Person 1: Because we were fist bumping until I gave myself a hemmorrhoid.

by Nfarnold21 August 3, 2015

ham-fisted

The state of having been rectally or vaginally penetrated by a solid and salty pork product.

Ham-fisted: Sodomized by a Virginia ham. Raped by a prosciutto. Bacon throat.

by Gaspor Porcine January 7, 2012

fist

(verb) To be "assed" or "fucked". Is used in the sense of something bad happening to that person.

Haha! She really fisted you! (haha she really assed ya)

by da one whos aint fisted March 10, 2007

Two fist shuffle

That's when I am rubbing one out.

I am only hear to do the two fist shuffle.

by Griz April 18, 2004

wanna back that up with a fist

sumthing u say to a douche who is talkin shit and cant back it up, a.k.a 7-2

gay wanna back that up with a fist ill stab u wench ahhh im sorry

by Anonymous May 22, 2003