Fake Besties

Fake besties is a term used in New Zealand, it means when two people are very close but don't like to stereotype themselves as being best friends or don't personally believe they are best friends so instead they call each other "Fake Besties"

Logan: Sarah and Emma you two always hang out, are you guys besties?
Sarah: NO! We're fake besties
Logan: Fake Besties?
Emma: We are fake besties because we are not actually besties but are tight as and talk lots!

by bigbobrocks October 19, 2009

Fake Sister

A term often used by males to describe their relationship with a girl who is not their girlfriend, but a close friend. This term does not apply to blood-relatives.

This classification boasts qualities typically seen in brother/sister relationships (e.g., mildly derogatory dialogue, occasional use of derogatory hand gestures, random story telling and re-telling, matchmaking, inside jokes, mutual-aid and support related to interference by outside parties, and the occasional transfer of funds with no repayment plan).

Person 1: "Did you see how fat so-in-so has gotten?"
Person 2: "Hey, watch your face, that's my fake sister you're talking about."

Person 1: "So-in-so said you loaned her $200"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's ok. She's my fake sister. I'll hit her up for $400 next time."

by wordalicious December 8, 2010

Fake Submissive Anal

Whenever a dominant man (or woman with strap-on) performs consensual anal sex with another man or woman with the directive that the one "taking it up the ass" pretends it is rape.

"Dude, you sure you raped him? It could've been fake submissive anal..."

by t1c July 1, 2008

fake glasses

Glasses in which are used for decoration purposes only, not for eye sight.

Those fake glasses that actor is wearing describe the character.

by Cookiesareforever101 May 21, 2016

fake stonemad

someone who thinks their mad and brags about crazy stuff they've done or going to do.

i,m going to rip this poster off the wall and half an hour later after ripping off the poster they stick it back up

by skip February 19, 2004

fake grooming

This what a cat does during the act of hunting to make its prey think it is no longer interested. The cat stops, looks away, and starts to lick its paw as if nothing ever happened.

As the cat began to sneak up on the bird, the cat stopped when it noticed that the bird saw it coming. The cat began fake grooming so as to appear disinterested in the bird. It works every time.

by lkaw January 12, 2007

Fake Nap

Where you go to take a nap, don't actually fall asleep, but still feel recharged afterward.

Man, I feel much better after taking that fake nap. Now I feel better about going to work later.

by SushiMonster555 November 21, 2010