Evan

A Huge Dick who is always the one to end a conversation, will never achieve anything in life as he doesn't take risks and/or do anything. Will be single for the rest of his life and will die alone. Will newer lose his viginity

"Wow, look at the kid if it is in fact human, that loser will never get layed, must be Evan."

by EvanYouPumpkinFucker November 25, 2020

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Evan

Evan is my boyfriend. He can be annoying at times, but he’s very caring and kind. He’s always making sure I’m okay and I think it’s cute when he gives me weird nicknames.

Evan, I love you, but please lift the damn lid on the toilet so your piss isn’t everywhere.

by Olsiver November 29, 2020

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evandiniho

Evandiniho is the greatest and sexiest person alive often the most humble in the room and the most charming. His friends want to be him and strangers want to be his friends. Also known as Evan Byrne, evandiniho is supreme to all other evans in the world.

Hot girl1- look at evandiniho
Hot girl2- omg I wanna be him

Evandiniho friend- I wish I was as cool as you

by evandiniho77 December 2, 2020

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evan_guidry

a very beautiful intelligent girl from tiktok! whenever she walks in a room everybody notices her!

hey have you met evan_guidry!
well duhhhh

by itfgihfrdfuuijgt December 24, 2020

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Evan

Someone everyone loves. He attracts everyone. Everyone wants him, but unfortunately for the 699,999,999,999 other humans, he’s all mine ❤️❤️❤️ Evan, I love you baby!

Evan is soooooooooo smexy

by Kanga Roo 🦘 January 20, 2021

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