When two Asians are in the 69 position. As the female performs fellatio, she pauses for a moment, grabs the male's penis and strategically stretches the penis and places it between her partner's butt cheeks to ensure that it cannot swing back into its correct position, therefore hiding the dragon. The male, perplexed at the current situation, quickly gets up into couching tiger position and ejaculates on his bum.
"Me and my bitch were 69-ing last night and she gave me a reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon. It was a sticky situation."
by Daisy L. May 30, 2007
Get the reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon mug.Dragon Hour is the time just before darkness, when the fading/failing light makes it near impossible to focus your eyes. It is easier to see where you are going in actual darkness because your eyes can adjust to this.
'Dragon' comes from the film 'Reign of Fire' in which the character, 'Denton Van Zan' explains this hour...
"You see they (the dragons) have great vision during the day, and even better vision at night. But in the failing light, they can't focus. Magic hour."
'Dragon' comes from the film 'Reign of Fire' in which the character, 'Denton Van Zan' explains this hour...
"You see they (the dragons) have great vision during the day, and even better vision at night. But in the failing light, they can't focus. Magic hour."
by J R Hurn October 5, 2007
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A cross breed between an Alaskan kodiak bear and a dragon. Dragon back half and bear front half. They have a crazy stinger on their tail. Known to grow to heights of 80 feet tall and run at speeds of mach 1. They warm eachother up by breathing flames. They eat whole cows in one bite. Weasels are their favortie snack(30 at a time). The only protection from a dragonbear is to wear 120% cotton or to have pudding. If they are very angry u want to wear 140% cotton and cover your legs with pudding. They hate pudding. They are very rare, there are only about 8,000,000 left in the wild. Their urine is 250% alcohol.
by Pussybeard Dickmustache April 27, 2008
Get the Dragonbear mug.A combination of the mythical dragon and the more common duck. It is the size and shape of a giant dragon, but has the bill and webbed feet of a duck. Also, its wings are both feathery and leathery at the same time. Dragon-ducks inflict fear wherever they go.
by dark-hunterqueen17 June 14, 2010
Get the Dragon-duck mug.When receiving oral sex from a woman, upon ejaculation in her mouth, telling a joke SO HILARIOUS that she laughs, resulting in the semen blasting forth from her nostrils, like a dragon.
Guy: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Girl: (garlging)
Guy: Cause he had no BODY to go with
Result: The hilarious dragon.
Girl: (garlging)
Guy: Cause he had no BODY to go with
Result: The hilarious dragon.
by PatKevin October 5, 2009
Get the Hilarious Dragon mug.Snarf dragon is when the female or male performing the oral act on a male has a cold. The timing of ejaculation and sneeze must be at the exact same time. Resulting in an explosive burst of sperm and mucus from the nose onto the penis.
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Get the snarf dragon mug.Li Jun has a pendant of a phoenix and dragon that her boyfriend gave her as a pre-engagement present.
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