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Dan Quayle

A former Vice President who avoided the Vietnam War draft by joining the Indiana National Guard. He embarrassed George Bush by his unbelievably idiotic remarks. One such case was that he panned the popular TV show 'Murphy Brown' because the FICTIONAL main title character (portrayed by Candace Bergen) had an adulterous affair. It was 'against Family Values' in his book. He was too stupid to realize that it was just a comedic (with a little drama) FICTIONAL TV show, not 'encouraging' anything. A stuck-up spoiled immature dum-dum boy. A moron.
After George Bush lost his reelection bid to Bill Clinton in 1992, he stated that he was going to retire to be a full time grandpa, and write his memoirs. They came out nearly 9 years later. He's had a colorful illustrious life and many changes occurred during his 8 years as Reagan's Vice President and 4 as President. As for having Dan Quayle as his Vice President; all he wrote was, 'My God! What was I thinking?!!'.
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Dan the can

Used to define the most kawaiiest person alive.
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Dan Vs

A great television show that was on The Hub (now known as discovery family) but it was cancelled on March 9th 2013.

The show is great because it's very funny and has a lot of jokes, also it's really relatable. You can watch it for free on YouTube and Tubi now.
Person 1: Yo have you heard of Dan Vs?

Person 2: Yeah! I have, my favorite character is Chris, what about you?

Person 1: My favorite character is Dan!
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Dan

Often found doing odd things. Enjoys playing with ugly ass cars/trucks. Do something wrong and he’ll become a huge dickfuck and leave you on the road
Dan is always and asshole to the kid who takes his shit
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dabbin dan

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Dan

Kinda shy but has a good group of friends. he believes in the drama, which caused him to become congested and confused with his inner thoughts. He believed what he wanted. I missed the old Dan. He took a heart with him.
Mel : I wish for the old dan to return.

Mike : I think he is gone. A new Dan has taken his place.
by Owell1 November 4, 2018
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Dan the stallion

Dan is an absolute freak of nature with a body from the gods. The Bloke has a heart of gold and a great shlong to go with it
Person 1 - “Hey there’s Dan!”
Person 2 “Sure is . What a legend
Person 3 “Wish I was as cool as Dan the stallion
Person 4 “He’s so dreamy”
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