TGF DISEASE

A disease that spreads rapidly through the swaggie veins and turns the body into a party animal.

"I think I caught that TGF DISEASE I'm already feeling the rave!"

by XTheBadMonkeyX August 19, 2016

Zachary disease

A term for an ugly person.

You must have Zachary disease, because your face looks Zachary like your ass.

by Whiteboy B February 16, 2019

Dustin disease

When your friend named Dustin coughs on you, it is called dustin disease

Oh god you just coughed on me! I'm going to contract dustin disease

by Xx_zer0_x November 1, 2019

Sudden Mall Disease

A condition always in males that comes about when you see the mall from the highway. Your teeth clench your hand firmly goes around your wallet and will not let go, the arches in your feet already start to ache and you start to quiver. Getting out of the car is very hard since your body has gone rigid and your hand is still over your wallet.

We were driving down the highway when I spotted the mall and Sudden Mall Disease or SMD came over me.

by Wayne Schultz January 18, 2009

Alcoholzheimer's Disease

Periodic dementia brought on by excessive alcohol consumption in social environments.

You talk to somebody at a party at length about life, the universe, and everything. Weeks later you see the same person again in "normal" life, you can't remember a thing you said or talked about, or even if you've ever met at all. The only lingering sensation is one of embarrassment from the possibility that you mispronounced the word "lambatse" multiple times. This is a symptom of Alcoholzheimer's Disease. See a doctor.

by Chuck Lindo October 22, 2010

mad hatter disease

Old definition: madness induced by mercury fumes generated in factories that used this metal in hat fabrication.

Millenial definition: condition experienced by ambitious women who have to assume many roles in order to maintain diplomacy and harmony in a male dominated world.

The field of dentistry has confirmed the validity of this new definition by claiming that introduction of composite materials to replace amalgam restorations have shown no quantifiable impact on the behaviors of driven female practitioners.

My girlfriend has a mad hatter disease, Friday is always her second favorite F* word.

by Goldstar July 28, 2015

The Katie Giuseppe Disease

The Katie Giuseppe Disease is a disease of being a massive simp for someone who most likely looks like a skeleton.

-created by the X.IT.GUR fandom because shes always simping for someone new :)
ur welcome <3

Friend 1: Hey what's wrong you keep looking at your phone?
Friend 2: I've got the Katie Giuseppe Disease!
Friend 1: FUCK!

by Thicccc niicccc April 22, 2020