1. When you jerk off so frequently your dick becomes permenantly red resembling the dick of a lobster.
by billbow24 October 15, 2007
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Get the dick count mug.A set payment required of men to gain entry into an bar, nightclub, discoteque, event, or similar establishment. Also known as a cover charge.
The denial of access, service or privilege, freely given to women yet only available to men for a fee.
The denial of access, service or privilege, freely given to women yet only available to men for a fee.
by Biscayne Bystander December 10, 2008
Get the dick tax mug.The dick kick is the ever traumatic experience of a woman intentionally or unintentionally kicking the erect phallus of a man. This usually occurs while changing positions mid-intercourse. The woman will always claim it was unintentional, but the man will never know for sure.
Joseph: It was great sex until we decided to switch to reverse cowgirl and she dick kicked me.
Eric: Ah, the dick kick. One of the many perils of sexual intercourse.
Eric: Ah, the dick kick. One of the many perils of sexual intercourse.
by Dangle Fellow December 6, 2009
Get the dick kick mug.Penis bone of a racoon (yes they have bones in their dicks) placed in the outlet of a moonshine still to help the distillate to flow smoothly into the collection vessel.
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