Cooked

A word used to describe someone who’s brain cells are completely or damn near burnt

Person one: Did you know, that earth is flat?
Person two: You’re cooked.

by GuyXsirXplodin May 15, 2022

Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.

Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.

by Al Ham November 21, 2011

Pajama Cooking Date

It’s cooking with a lot of seduction mixed in. The seduction level is heighten making your cooking date more hot, steamy, grown and very sexy. Wearing sexy lingerie and pajamas only adds another layer giving it a more intimate and romantic vibe. Kissing, nibbling and touching along with some sensual food tasting can take it to a more passionate level.

Jamari: Zana and I thought we would try something new. We thought we have a pajama cooking date.
Nico: Between your cooking dates and now your pajama cooking date, do you even manage to get any food cooked.

by Starving Artist May 31, 2025

Cook machine

A concept designed by Issy (a mix between a washing machine and a oven)

Turn the cook machine on

by Big brain bill April 25, 2020

Cooked

Something done well. (Well-done)

That is a cooked movie.

by Bavage February 24, 2024

Arthur cooke

Arthur Cooke is literally he most sexy individual man alive. He is just really epicly cool and radical and he has lots of friends who never make fun of him

Dont you wish Arthur Cooke loved you?

by Small skinny January 15, 2021

Cooked

When someone gets beat at something bad, demolished, pulverized and/or utterly destroyed.

Did you guys hear Mike and Kris straight up Cooked Deeanna and Anthony on the pool table?

by FargoMan July 24, 2024