Coca-Cola

a drink that looks like sluge and tastes like it 2. takes EXACTLY the same as pepsi. they are the same thing

fuck coke. give me something w/ flavor, like sprite

by Cola_Sux August 10, 2004

cocaine

will make your life 100x better. what the best party girls do

dude i'm so tired
do a line of cocaine man

by ilovewhite September 6, 2010

cockapotimus

When a man's penis takes up 25% of his body weight, causing him to lean forward for no reason at public affairs and/or when he sees some hot shit and getting a boner, and making it possible for him to pick up the ladies... if you catch my drift. Damn I wish I was a cockapotimus. It would be awesome to have a dick like that. I would get laid so fast.

WOW!! did you see that cockapotimus over there!

You think you have a huge dick! I'm a cockapotimus

by paulywalnuts070 March 11, 2009

cock-a-leekie soup

Traditional Scottish Soup whose origins can be traced back to the days of friendship between Scotland and France. (NYT Bread and Soup Cookbook.) Ingredients include one whole chicken, peppercorns, broth, leeks, dried prunes and dried apricots, parsley.

Waitress: Take your order sir?

Man: Bowl a' cock-a-leekie soup.

Waitress: Will you be having Lame Salad with that?

Man: I beg your pardon???

by I. Wagner November 11, 2008

cockazoid

-An inept, foolish, or contemptible person.

-Male sex organ.

-penis.

"Do you want to see my cockazoid?"
"You are the biggest cockazoid I've ever met."

by jenn March 15, 2004

Cockaire

Slang for a place or event which has little female representation in comparison to that of males. cock fest penis party

Darren ''This shindig is full of Cockaire''
Sly ''Yeh i know full of cockaireeeeeee, absolute cockaireeeee''

by Sly Dawg August 16, 2007

cockahooie

ADJ. Used to describe something that is not done up to standard. It could mean that something is broken, does not work properly, or in need of maintenance.

There is something cockahooie about your bike fit, try replacing that seat.

by WORK4KGB August 19, 2008