Chineseness

The act of being too Chinese.

I hate my Chinese teacher he's just to Chineseness.

by MrDarth December 21, 2014

Chinese Chug

Vrb: The act of chugging a beer back while raising it in the air.

I always find it fun to Chinese Chug a beer or two while camping.

by PCFAHQ May 26, 2005

chinese ninja - noun

a mythical creature only found in ceratin areas of don kentfield's mind, although rare these cratures have the habit of waitng in public bathrooms espacially in latrines in order to kill its prey, also they enjoy playing halo in their super nintendo.

a chinese ninja cutted me in the bathroom at AITO.

by true ninja April 13, 2005

Chinese whore

Brad's fatass mother, twice removed on his father's side

Brad, you are the son of a Chinese whore! (aka yer mom)

by Gilhomes and Lightswitch October 8, 2003

Chinese Finger Trap

When someone grasps on to the head of their cock and at the same time with the same hand grasps onto someone elses and in unison strokes their cocks, not ever breaking the grip or the "trap"

I walk into the diner the other day and the waiter and a customer had their drawers drop and the waiter had their cocks lock in a Chinese Finger Trap.

by dorsey2 June 17, 2007

chinese bellybutton

When a girl is so fat her bellybutton is no longer a circle but a straight line.

That nasty girl is so fat she has a chinese bellybutton.

by Bailey&Chris December 16, 2005

chinese fuck

A chinese fuck is when a white man, black man (ecspecially!), or anyone with a large enough penis (6" or more) cracks jokes at short, chinese penis's.

The man fucks a woman with a half-stroke...it's called chinese fucking!!!

girl - "why are you only putting it in half-way?"
white man - "because I'm chinese fucking you baby!"

girl - "why are you only putting the head of your cock in me?"
black man - "it's called a chinese fuck baby!"

girl - "are you putting your dick in me yet?"
chinese man - "yes I am. I am chinese and I'm chinese fucking you baby!"

by pajama panties January 10, 2008