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general tsao's chicken

The most amazing chinese food ever.

Sweet-coated chicken with a side of fried-rice and an egg roll.
Waitress: What u like?
Me: The General Tsao's Chicken

Waitress: Hot Plate! Hot Plate!
Me: There's my general tsaos.
by ColumbianJagundian September 22, 2009
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Kentucky Fucked Chicken

A sexual act where a male with a KFC bucket will put out a deep fried leg and the proceed to penetrate the girl with it, He will then bite the chicken and lick his fingers (Finger lickin' Good)

Can also be down between two females
I gave your sister a Kentucky Fucked Chicken last night, she got pissed when I didn't leave any chicken left for her.
by Dsiund February 6, 2015
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chicken hawk

in gay slang, its an old man who goes for very young guys. see chicken
man neil went to jail for 10 years for doing a 12 year old, that silly old chicken hawk.
by minghi May 21, 2003
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Chicken Fingers

1.) when a guy starts putting his hands down a girls pants, but then wimps out. pussy.

2.) a delicious fried snack.....made of boneless chicken!
1.) that fucking wimp was about to stick his hand down into her poonanie, but he got fuckin chicken fingers!

2.) hey, how about that time i was hungry and i ate chicken fingers?!
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why did the chicken cross the road?

Often followed by one of many "joke" answers. Told by kids under seven.
Why did the redneck cross the road?


Because he couldn't get the chicken off his dick.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
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chicken selects

I hate mcnuggets, I'm ordering chicken selects.
by TM February 15, 2005
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chicken parm bitch

When someone completely lacks a personality and only likes the most basic, widely loved things. If they were at a restaurant, they would order a chicken parm. Every single time.
Stacey: Yeah, I love the Chainsmokers and this cool tapestry on my dorm wall! I think I’m gonna order a chicken parm.

Sasha: (thinking to herself) God, she's such a chicken parm bitch.
by sashab April 24, 2017
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