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colon checker

Cover your assholes, here comes a colon checker.
by tru April 21, 2003
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fro check

Looks like he just got his naps a fro check.
by Marissa August 9, 2003
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package checker

A male (regardless of sexual orientation) who is obsessed with looking at the genitals of other men in the locker room in order to compare his endowment with theirs.
Hombre 1: Dude, what's up with that guy who was staring at my unit?

Hombre 2: Don't worry about it man, 24 Hour Fitness is full of package checkers.
by daverpdxq May 24, 2007
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peter checker

Misty got caught in the lunchroom checking Rick's peter. What a little peter checker!
by JENNZSEXY October 10, 2008
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Hover Check

(v.) To take a shit without ever coming in contact with the toilet seat by standing with one's knees bent at approximately a 90 degree angle whilst one's ass remains parallel to the bowl (hovering over it).

Derived from the aviation world where a helicopter would pick up off the ground and settle back down. After which the plane captain of said helicopter would check pannels to make sure nothing came loose.
After seeing that the bar's toilet seat was covered in pubes, puke, and piss, Bobby decided that a "hover check" was the way to go.

"Sure i may have sprayed liquid feces on the seat during my hover check, but that damn thing needed cleaning anyway."
by flave6123 June 16, 2010
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hamster cheeks

When you have a bloated face because of the number of hamsters that you've forced into your mouth.
by ithinkiamalive March 3, 2014
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Dom Check

When a dumbass nigga says “dom check” he has hereby declared himself a homosexual. This has been inked an decided in article 2 passage 1 of the book of domorotomy
Man 1: Hey can we get a Dom Check?
Man 2: Shut the fuck up!
Man 3 to Man 1: Yeah you stupid homosexual
by CEOofDOM April 4, 2020
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