cerys courtney

The most swag person in the world 😩

Person: who is Cerys Courtney?
Another person: the most swag gay person ever

by TheSwagGay September 22, 2021

Cherry Traders

Two virgins who lose their virginity to one another.

Jack and Dianne were saving their V cards until marriage, but they were left alone together one night at church camp and became cherry traders- now she's pregnant.

by Fattysnax October 29, 2021

Cerridwen

See also: Ceridwen. Cerridwen is a woman of a mystery. Named after a Welsh sorceress with a penchant for brewing potions, Cerridwen today will be your best friend or your worst enemy. She is not a lady to cross. An insightful mystic and a lover of life, shes sure to take you on adventures all over the globe. She’ll give you great advice and get you more in touch with your mystical side. She’ll be your most trusted companion but can also be your worst enemy if you cross her. Respect the power and she’ll respect you.

Look at Cerridwen… Shes the most powerful woman in the world.

by rssndchss November 23, 2021

Carry the Great Man

To actually take into account the costs of retaining a Great Man in any organization. Costs include the number of people said Great Man drives out of the organization due to their behavior, the amount of legal fees that they could expose said organization to due to anti-harassment lawsuits made by other members, organizational reputation loss, etc.

Clarence: …and that's why I recommend that the board does not terminate Mr. Stallman's role in our organization.

Kelly: Okay, go back to slide 15…

Clarence: Got you. What's your question, Kelly?

Kelly: I was afraid of that. You forgot to carry the great man. What happens when you do that, Clarence?

Clarence: Oh, right. Let me put that in the spreadsheet… huh. I guess we should fire Mr. Stallman's ass, then.

Kelly: I was afraid so.

by tariqk December 5, 2021

Carry the Stupid

Finally take into account the one final factor that transforms your brilliant plan/strategy into the terrible idiotic clusterfuck that it truly is.

Anarch: …I may have made a slight error in my calculations.

Punchline: When you were adding the numbers up, did you remember to carry the stupid?

Anarch: YES! …no.

by tariqk December 5, 2021

Cherry Valley, Ny

The name of this village is misleading. There are no actual cherries in Cherry Valley. If there are, it is usually the inedible kinds or laced with cheap drugs. Oh and it does not actually exist. You are probably high from the cherries right now if your reading this.

Cherry Valley, Ny, serving drug laced cherries since 1988!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 25, 2021

CherryEclipss

A Dream stan in philza minecrafts discord server. Causing chaos judges Beceiie and Da Birb when talking about milf siri and other bullshit.

Person 1: What the fuck is that dude staring at?
Person 2: Oh thats just CherryEclipss judging subgen again.

by Da fucking birb January 3, 2022