cooked

Being in a bad situation or something that is really bad.

“Nathaniel’s game with other girls is cooked”
“Oh we are so cooked the cops are comming”

by RedZoneIsTaken December 6, 2024

Glock cooked chicken

When you're firing so much that you heat the atmosphere in measurable results.

Gives children sunburns from powder, miles away.

Nuclear weapons.

I think Glock cooked chicken the other day. Did Toronto blow?

by Cody5050 June 8, 2022

Cook

What we say about clothes or sneakers that looks extremely good and are comfortable to wear.

The combination of both, comfort and eastethic is a must to be able to use this expression

Damn these nikes are cook !

Shit bro did you see the new yeezys ? They look so cook man !

by COOKMEN934KEUSTUPEUXPASTEST August 26, 2019

Cook

You are doing good or you won

Bro u are cooking at the tuba rn

by Dylan_sigma1 April 24, 2024

Keldon Cook

Another term for one of the lesser men in a prison. These Keldon Cooks, Aka Prison Bitches, are often looked for in order for larger prisoners to relieve their sexual urges. Yes, a Keldon Cook is the best of sexual releases, as he does not complain and gets pleasure out of it himself. Prisons often suffer from immense amounts of rapes and violence, however with more Keldon Cooks, prisons have been becoming more peaceful due to the lessening tension brought with their desire to pleasure all prisoners within 10 cell blocks.

Black Prisoner: Yo nigga, I gotta blow my load.

Other Prisoner: Shit nigga, you got to check out that Keldon Cook in cell block 69.

Black Prisoner: (Penis explodes)

by Chris Bittner December 29, 2013

Cooked

Milo

*A wild Milo appears*
“You beauty. Have a geez at that boys”

As he plants a Woodstock.

I think Milo has cooked it

by 98ammms January 24, 2022

Allie cook

Allie is awesome. Allie is beautiful. Allie is my world 🌎. Allie is nice. Allie is caring. Allie has more friends then me. Allie is very smart. I love Allie❤️❤️❤️

Allie cook❤️

by And1thanku June 15, 2019