Crikket Candy

The best girl on God's green earth.

You're no Crikket Candy.

by Dr. Manhattan January 30, 2005

cop candy

When a car has a tail/head light out or something noticeably illegal. Oblivious dumbasses love to pass out cop candy, cops love receiving it.

Yoo, check out that cop candy! What a dumbass.

by MMMtatty November 11, 2010

candy corn

A form of mooning where the person spreads their asscheeks apart while laying on the ground towards their victim. When the person does this they must yell "CANDY CORN!!!"

Dude, I cant give dem xamples for dis shiaT!!! CANDY CORN!!!

by Billy Maddison June 01, 2005

candy cane

The old censor for the word 'shit' at the ZeldaPower forums. Has been replaced by poop.

Holy candy cane, that Flash movie is so awesome!

by Rebecca Lyall April 16, 2005

candy striper

A girl you'd let blow you, but wouldn't have sex with.

Guy 1: Yo man, you fuck her?
Guy 2: Nah, she's only a candy striper.
Guy 1: So you just let her blow you.
Guy 2: Exactly.

by Dave Fr March 20, 2008

I candy

The narcissistic response to one's own appearance.

Addicted to her beauty, she was either taking selfies or looking for any reflecting surface, needing the I candy.

by Monkey's Dad March 11, 2020

red candy

Red candy is known as a large penis, or a red skittle. Red candy is also used with level 97.

She sucked my red candy level 97.
Can you suck my red candy?

by Harden Yelow December 02, 2022