Call of duty: black ops

A good excuse for anyone to skip school, have no social life, and pwn n00bs

rusty:why werent you at school yesterday?
Brandon: call of duty: black ops
rusty: want to go to the dance?
Brandon: nahh i need to prestige

girl 1: my boyfriend broke up wit meee:(((
girl 2: why?
Gurl 1: Call of duty: black ops:(((

by Rusteeze November 12, 2010

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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

(CODMW2)
A very boring game to watch for the girlfriend.

We don't care about your kill and death ratio. Or how the way you just shot the enemy looked badass. Trust us, there is no need to yell across the house and make us run (doing the most exercise we have done in months) to where ever you are, only to watch your replay of you shooting some guy in the head ("headshot!").
OH, and we don't care about the type of guns you found or got.

There is also no need to play it with the surround sound on...its just the sound of gunshots over over and over. You have already played the game so many times that you could recite what the guy is saying.

Girl 1: "....at my boyfriends. He's playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2."
Girl 2: "oh man, that's sucks. Has he talked to you at least?"
Girl 1: " Nope, not really... He just keeps yelling to his roommates in the livingroom telling him where he's at so they can kill him for some 'infected thingy'. I could prolly leave and he wouldn't know the difference."
Girl 2: " Damn! Good thing COD can't get them laid or we'd all be screwed"

-- its ok...Chandler, I still love you.

by H loves C February 3, 2010

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call out

To deliberately insult someone.

Jerry O'Connell makes a bad movie. Kris wants to give him a call out. Kris yells "I'm calling you out O'Connell."

by Kris Kruk June 3, 2006

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call of duty 2

The Xbox360 Version sucks for multiplayer. While the PC gamers can enjoy 32 players, the stripped down 360 version gets a measly 8. The weapon balance is horrible. Bolt Action Rifles own everthing, and Semi Auto Rifles are peashooters. You regenrate health from gunshot wounds in seconds, WTF? The player also moves slower than my grandma.

Player1:This game has awesome graphics! Call of Duty 2 rocks!
*Player 1 picks a G43 Semi Auto Rifle*
Player1:DIE YOU KRAUT! WTF! HES NOT DYING!
Player2:EAT MY KAR98K B*TCH!
Player1:I gotta run to reload, da hell? I am moving so slowly!
*Player 1 dies*
*Same thing happens for 10 rounds*
Player1:COD2 for 360 sucks ass...

by Bolter!! January 14, 2007

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Call of Duty Black Ops

1. The seventh, and arguably the worst Call of Duty game made, copying Modern Warfare 2 and adding things to the game purely to make it somewhat different from MW2, even if it makes the game worse.

2. The reason 40-year-old virgins exist

1. Person 1: Hey man you wanna play call of duty black ops?

Person 2: Fuck that, that games a piece of shit.

2. Hot Girl: Hey, u wanna have some fun tonight?

Stupid Guy: Nah, I'm gonna be playing black ops all night.

by Cr4zyd4wg68 May 30, 2011

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Call of duty world at war

A game that has a good campaign, but an unplayable multiplayer due to the mp40 noobfests that happen in every game. Upon entering an online game, you will be greeted with a bunch of noobs who jump around waving their guns in all directions hoping to get a kill. Sniping, rifling, and shotgunning is completely useless in this game. Only get this game if you are a parapelegic retard who can't aim.

Boy1: Oh boy, I think i'll get Call of duty world at war so i can pwn noobs with my sniping skills.

Boy2: Pshhhh....have fun.

by lolmp40whore March 29, 2010

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