Person 1 "Oh my did you hear about .....?? she was shaving her legs and while shaving she cut her leg that bad that you could see the bone"
Person 2"Oh my god that just made my bum wink!"
Person 2"Oh my god that just made my bum wink!"
by bumwinker April 7, 2011
Get the Bum Winkmug. by puns4food April 23, 2014
Get the bum jigglemug. The tiny beads of sweat that form at the top of the bum crack usually when the weather is hot and humid or ..you've been 'busy' get'n busy.
by Crumment September 7, 2003
Get the bum dewmug. A swim bum is a type of guy who loves the outdoors, hiking and is adventurous. Will wear thongs and knock off blue oakley sunnies from the servo. Usually has a dad called Ian. A swim bum loves a good hike on the weekend. Loves a cold beer and is a chill type of guy.
by D88 February 23, 2023
Get the swim bummug. One whose asshole has far exceeded the regular hair to sphincter ratio. The enveloping pubic stingers accumulate to such an amount that it suiting to refer to them as a jungle.
by Anal Plunderer November 2, 2015
Get the Jungle Bummug. The end product of a whino or junky, when they gotta do numer two. This act usually takes place in public places 125 & Lex subway station, or the bushes in Prospect Park. Usually sprays out like gunnite except the nozzle is the anal orifice. Usually applied up against the wall or tree. Mushy consistency. No warning signs of used toilet paper in surrounding area..
JOE: Hey, check it out, the druggie is even in style with those droopy-drawers.
PHIL: No, he has been leaving too much bum skat in his pants. It has been piling up in there. He does not know how to use the lamp post to clean his ass properly.
PHIL: No, he has been leaving too much bum skat in his pants. It has been piling up in there. He does not know how to use the lamp post to clean his ass properly.
by toiletronic December 19, 2005
Get the bum skatmug. 