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Brian tankoon

An ungrateful person, that like act like a clown
He behaving like a brian tankoon
by Peopl's choice October 15, 2020
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Brian

Brian is the skater that can't skate good, most likey mongo pushes and mall grabs. He doesnt like getting his feet wet and he's half "asian " but we all know he aint a noodle, he's just a nigga. Also he doesn't eat meat except for mine.
Woah is that Brian?! I heard his pussy stanky as fuck .
by Dukey,frogney,fagney July 18, 2020
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Brian

A man born in 0AD in the stable next to Jesus Christ where he was mistaken for the redeemer by the Three Wise Men. He lived a rather boring life until he re-encountered Jesus at the Sermon at the Mount where he and his mother could not hear his preaching due to the factors of their distance from the lord and the bickering of a very stereotypical Jewish man and a man with a very large nose. While working at his menial job at the Colosseum selling snacks such as Otters noses he is recruited by the Judean Peoples Front who's aim is to reclaim Judea from the Romans. Through his acts of terror, he comes face to face with Pontious Pilate and is sentenced to Crucifixion, whilst running from the Romans he is mistaken for the Messiah and attracts a following to his dismay. He is eventually caught by the Romans and dies as a martyr whilst singing with the very stereotypical Jewish man prior mentioned. God bless Brian.
Person 1: Did you see that Brian fella, he's the Messiah!

Brians's Mother: HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY. NOW PISS OFF!
by Akshi13 May 2, 2022
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Brian

Snitch Boy aka Big Boy Narc. Invite him to gay knife and be prepared to lose all your girls to him.
“Who’s the snitch boy? Oh, Brian.”
by Lotion69 November 9, 2020
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brian mccoulugh

a gross smelly butt as a guy

often dumb
Person 1: Your dumber than a box of brians
person 2: You smell like brian mccoulugh
by cool kid03 September 20, 2016
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Brian Wilson

An evil man with evil intentions. He works at a Christian school. Don’t trust him with anything he will ruin your life. Men like this should be in prison for all the gross things he has done to children
Did you hear about Brian Wilson? Yeah he’s in jail! Nasty motherfuck
by Dabinonyouuu September 18, 2019
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Brian

A beautiful soul who im absolutely in love with. A brave funny person who cares about the ones he loves.
Keilani: Brian makes me so happy
by keib10 May 16, 2022
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