Stiff brick

A man on fifa who moves at the same pace as me grandma doing a cruyff turn

Guy 1 - Yo you seen that boy Dusan?

Guy 2 - Yeah bro that guy is straight stiff brick

by Goatnaldo February 5, 2022

Like a milk float hitting a brick wall

A particularly powerful ejaculation.

"Philip had been away for three weeks shooting lions in the Serengeti, so when he smashed the life out of me upon his return it was like a milk float hitting a brick wall"

"Good heavens, Ma'am"

by Bearded Cridders November 11, 2017

Brick Dust

A homosexual act; The act of one man getting his penis sanded off by a belt-sander while the other male is sitting underneath the sander receiving all the bloody mess from above while masturbating.

-"dude how'd the trip go?"
-"pretty good, totally docked then got brick dust from Krazy Kyle."

by Lasagna.lover November 11, 2010

bricked

Messed up, not working.

Dude, this party is bricked, where are the ladies? Dude, I bricked out my whole life, I got the A.I.D.S.

by unsonny January 5, 2006

brick break

to announce that act of smoking a cigarette.

you are at work and you need a smoke. You say to someone i need a brick break.

by Sleep619 July 9, 2010

Brick Face

A "brick face" is someone who, if you so happened to turn a corner and see, and if you just so happened to be holding a brick, you would then, without hesitation, procede to hit them in the face with the brick. Its absolutly important that there is NO heitation, or the use of the word is innaccurate.

Oh dude did you see that chick, toatal Brick Face!

by Loading............ January 23, 2011

creamy brick

A really hot guy who is ripped.

Damn did you see that guy? He was one creamy brick.

by spoofalicious July 21, 2006