fruit bread

A fruit bread is a sex position men use when their having a threesome.

Hey Johnny, Come Join Joe and Will and we can make sandwich. We can use a fruit bread.

by willygpoptart May 22, 2018

Thick Bread

Used in any case of being delusionally stressed.

(synonym -fatty carbohydrate)

(Antonym- Skinnylicious Cheese)

Bob asked, "Julia how do you think that test went?" Julia replied, "Well it was pretty thick bread."

by BOBTHECOOLIO January 23, 2019

Gnat Bread

Gnat bread is the matter that forms in the corner of your eyes, especially during sleep. If you go outside with said matter still in your eye and there are gnats around, they will swarm to your eyes and feast on the matter. AKA: Gnat Bread

First thing in the morning....
Child: Whats for breakfast?
Dad: Your mama is making grits and eggs.
Child: I want cheese in my grits.
Dad: Okay. You got some gnat bread in your eye.
Child rubs eyes and removes all traces of gnat bread.

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

banana bread

When a man puts his penis (banana) between someone's "buns" (butt) for the purposes of outercourse or anal sex.

"I told my wife that I was simply at the neighbor's to bake some banana bread, but I think she's on to me."

by shimmythejimmy April 15, 2020

Super Un-breaded

Adjective: having no money or hella broke

"Man i'd go to the movies wit y'all but im super un-breaded"

by andrew pimentel August 7, 2006

trevor's bread

Trevor's bread is a definition of a huge load of pubic hair mixed in with home made bread and mayo to pleasure one's self

Dude I went over to Zach's house yesterday and he was using trevor's bread

by fwefeef January 26, 2016

slice my bread

Slice my bread a reference used when you and your friends (or if u have none and are by yourself) find a hot picture of a guy and they are extra fine and sharply looking. Mostly when they have a jawline sharper than a knife that you can not get over.

When saying this it usually refers to them slicing a loaf a bread with their jawline.... just kidding.

"OMG did you SEE that jawline it was on point."
" Yah, I KNOW SLICE MY BREAD LIKE SERIOUSLY."

by Legitimacy November 29, 2016