Soggy biscuit

A male masturbation game where men boys stand around a biscuit and have a circle jerk. The last one to ejaculate on the biscuit has to eat it. This game is often associated with Lewis Knight

Hey lads want to play soggy biscuit at sleep over

by Castleford slang 122 June 27, 2018

baking butt biscuits

the aroma of hot turds ready to come out of the butt oven

Upon smelling my recent fecal effusion my wife exclaimed, "mmm...someone's baking butt biscuits"

by megryan July 4, 2008

cheese biscuit

wiping your choad (or the skin between your nutz and dick) and then wiping your finger under someone's nose.

would u like a cheeze buscuit?
That cheeze biscuit smells great!

by graffix chic June 30, 2004

Soggy Biscuit

A Party style game using several different players. One person takes a biscuit and places it for all to see. The objective of this game is to masterbate and ejaculate on the biscuit before the other players. The last player to cum on said biscuit loses. The Loser Eats the Biscuit

Johnny taught his friends to play soggy biscuit but lost and had to eat the biscuit.

by Hunter.6.0 January 21, 2015

Asian Shit Biscuit

an extremely ugly asian person with a beard

That guy from Karate Kid is a real Asian Shit Biscuit

by Pa$tah Troy July 8, 2006

Biscuit Memorial Hour

The hour(18:00-19:00 GMT 20th November) in which we take the time to remember all the biscuits that have been lost over these countless years.

Whether they were dunked too far and were lost to the deepest depths of the beverage, or if the biscuit was cruelly dismembered, it's crumbs floating on the surface.

"I hear by declare that 18:00-19:00 GMT every 20th November is officially Biscuit Memorial Hour" -The Queen Of England

"Oh I do just LOVE to celebrate Biscuit Memorial Hour, don't you?" -Adhesive salesman.

"What? You don't celebrate this glorious hour?! For shame, for shame.." -My Underpants

by MunnaMunna April 1, 2009

biscuitbeater

winner in the game of jizzbiscuit, or the first person to jizz on the biscuit, mostly likely a gay man

your so gay dude, your the biscuitbeater!

by tommytwotoke November 14, 2010