Off-beat Susan

Off-beat Susan
n.

1. A bizarre sex act in which a male receives anal intercourse from a female wearing a strap on phallus.
2. The act is "off-beat" in the sense that it is disturbing and weird and incorporates the feminine name "Susan" due to the distinct gender reversal.

Ted recieved his first off-beat Susan from Jane, and the sick bastard enjoyed it.

by Joe/Eric October 28, 2004

Shit Bag Beatdown

After performing a Hot-Carl, wrap the saran wrap into a slapping bag and perform a Full Metal Jacket on the subject.

The Hot-Carl wasn't enough for Lisa, so I gave her the Shit Bag Beatdown.

by Timothy Francis September 16, 2005

eat to beat

Term used to describe the willingness of a man to execute oral pleasure on a woman ((eat)) with the ultimate goal being sex ((beat)). The term is usually used when in reference to a very attractive female.

When referring to an extremely attractive or "blazin" girl... the term is upgraded to... "eat to beat, in public."
Meaning, you would preform oral pleasure with no regard to the viewing general public in order to achieve the ultimate goal...

((Rashad))Yo son, that girl is slammin...would you eat?
((Jason)) I would definately eat to beat...
((Brian)) Fool, I'de eat to beat... IN PUBLIC!

(( Rashad/Jason )) Son, its like that?
(( Brian )) Boys, its like that...!

by Jay Kid August 15, 2006

beater's bump

A bump of muscle usually close to the elbow that is said to indicate if someone frequently masturbates.

Did you see Dave's beater's bump. . .that guy must whack off a lot!

by Rafael Lewis April 30, 2006

beat head

When electronica music came to be, it raised a culture of people who listened and re-created the sound over and over in different ways, followed by the moniker, techno. Then, people became obsessed with the different styles, thus changing the name of the music from techno, to "beats"

Now, one who listens to electronica music incessantly is a "beat head".

There was a line of beat heads that strung around the club to see the electro-funk dj.

The dance party was packed full of beat heads.

by tmaxxx April 15, 2009

beat on

To be criticised or maligned, bullied, given grief, scapegoated. (American chiefly black origin perhaps)

Every time I walk to school there's this gang asking me for lunch money. Man I'm always getting beat on.

by Figger Born August 7, 2016

Beating my meat

SLayin yo meat

Nigga get the fuck out i'm beating my meat

by Kuddy December 17, 2020