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Tire Kicking Bastard

Type of customer who has read every magazine, every online article, knows every line of the specs but has absolutely no budget, no permission from wife, partner or boss to buy but consumes every type of material like a ravenous T-rex and always has a BS use case that involves every single person in the company.

He begins every conversation asking for a free trial for XYZ corporation, whether of garden hoses or jet engines.
Mr Chen (or Suresh, almost always a recent immigrant with academic qualifications out of all proportion to the incredibly minor role held in a large US corporation) is a complete tire kicking bastard.
by BoilerRoom August 12, 2012
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bastard

As well as an annoying git i.e Ben Affleck (curse that chin) it can be used in refrence to an object or animal,
i.e. Bastard Spoon
Bastard Octopi
Bastard Spoon mongering Octopi
by Biggles May 29, 2004
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Emo Bastard

Non-existent:This is the lamest attemt at trying to be cool rednecks, by trying to bash emo. Rednecks dont have freinds so dont try and say emo's steal your freinds. Sounds to me like one of your " freinds" left you for a real punk rockin' emo.
non existent cause there no suh thing. emo batsard...lame
the emo bastard is non existant.
by brianxcore December 28, 2005
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lucky bastard

n. an indoor frisbee game created in 2011 on the third floor of Glassell Hall at Rhodes College in Memphis, Tennessee where two teams of any number of players stand at opposite ends of a hallway approximately 40 feet apart and attempt to throw a frisbee down the length of the hall and into the opponents trash can. Upon successful score, the opposing team is forced to drink.
Aaron: Dude, I got my frisbee.
Danny: Lucky Bastard?
Aaron: yes. fuck yes.
by ScaryHenry September 13, 2011
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bastardry

A term used to describe actions against your favour.
"You cant go anywhere these days without running into a gatso! Bastardry!"
by Buzz December 20, 2003
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bastard moment

a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned
*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
by Jeremy August 4, 2007
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Goofy Lookin Bastard

One who has a damn hot sister and is to gay to realize it.
by Andy Massie February 6, 2003
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