Bake and Fake

Getting a tan through any means other than using natural sun light. Usually pertaining to tanning beds and trying to pass it off as the real thing

Dude, is that a fake tan?
What? I don't go tanning
Bake and Fake

by Silent Ray February 18, 2009

Spring Bake

When you use your Spring Break vacation to get high.

Sally: I can't wait for Spring Bake so I can have time off to get higher than Team Rocket when they blastin off again!

Bob: Same, we are gonna get so spring baked!

by taco of wisdom March 10, 2021

Bake sesh

A fun fucking time with the boys. It is referred to hitting gas in the bathroom. Kevin, Larry, and Josh all don’t give a fuck. They hit gas on a regular

Josh: yoooooo lets do a bake sesh right now dawg
Kevin: dude fuck yea
Larry: fuck yea bitch

by Gay nigga 102567839 December 31, 2018

Freshly Baked Batch

When your in a sauna having sex but it's freezing outside and just before you finish on her face you scream "Freshly Baked Batch cuming up" and you splurge on her face then walk outside into the cold and you see the semen steaming on her face.

When I came on that bitches face in the sauna it was so cold we walked outside into gave her a Freshly Baked Batch

by NigNut97 May 30, 2025

Premature Baking

When you try to fix a situation you've gotten yourself into, and you end up fixing it faster than you thought you would. Referring to when you eat a cake mix before baking it, yet it still ends up being nice

'Dude I was just premature baking on this girl I cheated on it totally worked'

by jdochert April 25, 2017

Bake off

When two or more people Dutch oven each other to find the dominant scent.

During spice week on bake off; Katie was crowned star farter after an amazing curry.

by Baker katie October 31, 2018

easy bake oven

When the male inserts his dick into the women’s pussy and doesn’t move.

Harry just stuck it in me like an easy bake oven

by anonymous July 30, 2022