shit on a biscuit

When you sick of everyone's shit and don't know how else to describe it

Someone: "I did so much better than you on that math test."
Me: "Well I might as well shit on a biscuit."

by THESEAREREALWORDS April 21, 2018

wooley biscuit

Wooley biscuit is toilet paper stuck to your butt after you whips down you find it hours later.

My poop looks like a wooley biscuit.

by Ashtray85 October 8, 2017

mexican biscuit

When you get with a hot chick & have anal sex with her only to reach around & find she's got a cock. Since your not gay you pull out but your past the point of no return & shoot all over the trannies ass

That chick at the club was so hot she had me fooled.... I ended up giving her the Mexican biscuit

by Yogilicious March 23, 2017

clip a biscuit

To take a shit, or to pinch off the end of a hanging shit that clings on too long.

Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I had to clip a biscuit.

by Mantaray22 February 3, 2018

buttercream biscuit

A sweet-hearted woman with killer dimples.

She's a total buttercream biscuit.

by justsomedewd March 11, 2021

sea biscuit

A device used to zip across the water while being toed by a boat. A watersport device used to body-surf behind a ski-boat. A surfing like device - usually round and flared upwards at the edges - used to skim across the water at high speeds behind a ski-boat.

Max: "Do you want to do some skiing today?"
Scott: "Nah, lets get the sea biscuit out and get crazy on that glassy water!"

by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006

buttery biscuit

Similar to biscuit, meaning hot girl. But if she is extra hot she is a buttery biscuit or even golden browned and fresh out of the oven.

Their are also subcategories: Executive biscuit, a hot woman in a business suit for example.
Underage biscuit, under 18 hottie
Good little biscuit, pleasing hottie

by Andrew Browning September 7, 2005