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yard apple

A turd in the lawn. A Yard Apple is not animal specific, so dog, cat, horse, human is capable of leaving a yard apple.
Uncle Jim got wasted last Christmas and left a huge yard apple until we found it in the spring.
by Suburban Brewer December 2, 2013
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apple tourettes

The stream of expletives caused when trying to do what should be a simple task on itunes
It has taken so long to try to add music using itunes that i developed a bad case of apple tourettes
by Rachox August 8, 2015
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Rage Apple

A rage apple is an angry little person,(a.k.a midget), who enjoys causing others pain
Man that guy over there is such a rage apple
by RageApple July 30, 2014
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APPLE god

A person who is so obsessed with apples they freak out when someone else has one
by Bananaapple April 10, 2019
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apple jaice

apple juice, I just wanted to define it but I couldn't. here's apple jaice!
"Have you heard of apple jaice?"

"isn't that just apple juice with a a instead of a u?"
by installation November 16, 2021
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Bobs for apples

A sexual position in which the man lies back in a bath and the woman is blindfolded & has her hands tied behind her back, and she has to find the penis and proceed perform oral sex
Sheila is the best at Bobs for apples; she always find the penis on the first try.
by Rahmi75 May 30, 2019
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