Andrew Tate

The man you turn to when you catch your girlfriend even remotely glimpsing at the mailman. You proceed to SLAP! SLAP! GRAB! CHOKE! her ass. After that, you hop into your rented Bugatti, go on some random podcasts, and market your online University like a Top G.

Her: I want to go out to the club. I'll be back late, don't wait up
Andrew Tate: Hollup bitch, you're my property, my belonging. You ain't going nowhere.
Her: That's fucking misogynistic, you can't control me.
Andrew Tate: I'm the top fucking G, I'll do whatever I want

by adequate.quality August 11, 2022

Andrew Bruce

A drink order consisting of Dewar's on the rocks with a Sam Adams to wash it down.

Geez, that Andrew Bruce really messed me up. Excuse me server, may I have another Andrew Bruce

by Toyota Shout Outs February 3, 2010

Andrew

Andrew is a complete asshole who asks for nudes but always ends up getting rejected. Andrew is the type of guy that would stay a virgin till he was around 50 because no one wants to be around him and his fucked up teeth, he fights with girls and makes fun of them till he realizes he fucked up hes chances of getting nudes and tries to fix it, and fails

Andrew: Aye, ____ send nudes
Girl: Hell no
Andrew: Why
Girl: You ugly asf

by DontMessWithMyFriends July 12, 2017

Andrew

A gay shit that should kill himself

O look it’s andrew I heard he should kill him self

by Hatemaster69 September 6, 2019

Andrew

A person who your friends think are tall, dark, and handsome, which you don't see.

Not all Andrews are Jewish.

Person 1: Which Andrew?
Person 2: There's only one Andy.
Person 1: I'm pretty sure there's two Andrews.
Person 2: You know... Tall, dark, handsome...
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Jewish...
Person 1: Oh. That Andrew.

by Zoe Anne Chua Kaw February 24, 2008

Andrew Tate

The realest Top G on the planet. Legend says this true sigma male is feared by the gods because he manages to balance being an all round nice guy while also being an indestructible beast who can take anyone’s girl.

Satan: “I’m gonna destroy humanity!”
God: Creates Andrew Tate to counter*
Andrew Tate: “Shut up pussy.”
Satan: “Shit. I was only joking bro. My bad..”
Andrew Tate: “Stay in your lane dickhead”

by An Aussie Smack June 13, 2022

Andrew

Andrew is a very likable person. He has a beautiful smile and eyes that will take your breath away. He is very athletic and smart. Sometimes he can be immature and inappropriate, but that is all the reason to love him more. He can be your greatest hello but your worst goodbye. He will always keep you guessing. He can completely hurt your feelings without noticing, but it's only because he doesn't hold back whats on his mind. He will never bore you. There is always something to do with him. Even if that means talking for hours about nothing. Sometimes you get scared that you might lose him because there is something about him that no one else has. Andrew will always leave something there to remind you of how great he is. But, the only down side to Andrew is that he has a hard time letting you in. He will be there for you, but it's difficult for you to be there for him. Maybe it's because he has walls built up or maybe it's that fact that he doesn't have a care in the world. Whatever it is, something makes him shut off. Andrew is a very special soul. He will make you love him. He will catch your attention like no other and he will take the biggest piece of your heart. Andrew will make you happy, and he'll make you laugh. He's different. He's a little crazy and kinda awkward. But, his beautiful smile and gorgeous eyes alone can make your day.

"Sometimes I wish I could tell Andrew how much I cared about him, but I can't... I guess I'm just afraid of his reaction."

by I Almost Do April 20, 2013