Heroes

You don't want to meet them.

They say "Don't meet your heroes" and interactions like this are the reason why.

Guy "This guy is one of my personal heroes. I grew up watching this guy as a kid."

Hero "I don't think it's funny. I think it's mean spirited and it's cruel"

Hym "OHO! SHIT! Aaahahaha! That was brutal to watch! And the set-up made it even more brutal! What is that smell? Is that burning hair? Smells like somebody just put your ass over the fire. Hahahaha ooohhh! Oh shit!"

Iam *Snickers* "I'm guess he can relate to us now..."

Hym "EVEN HE'S IN ON IT!! WOW! We are rarely ever on the same page! God that hurts to watch. I'm not even capable of sympathy but EVEN HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "Heh I'm sorry. I can relate. I'm sorry. It was just a total 180 and you're like "he's my hero" and he says THAT!? Wow man. Just wow. That was bad. I'm sorry." *Choking back laughter*

Hym "Hahahahahaha!!! It's a good thing you already own a gun. At least you won't have to wait for the background check to clear before you can feed yourself a bullet! OUCH!"

Iam "Tsk... Alright. Cool it. Chill. It's not that funny."

Hym "DOES HE EVEN REMEMBER THAT!? I DO! I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT SHIT! I have like 45-60 more years of remembering that that was an actual thing that happened to that guy. Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "I'm sorry man that's taking it too far."

Guy "Nobody likes you"

Hym "HALF THE POPULATION EXPLICITLY HATES YOU AND YOUR HERO THINKS YOU'RE MEAN SPIRITED AND CRUEL!! At least we manage to make some 'brilliant observations' damn!"

Iam "Tsk Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2022

Zero or Hero

A phrase coined by Father Hoffman of Trendering Private 13 during Uniswap Defi Summer 2020. The term refers to going all out financially for either rekt (devastation & ruination) or victory. The term increased in popularity as the masses gravitated to uniswap and later binance smart chain and became the cry of those aping Safemoon, Doge, Shiba and other tokens at the apex of their respective climbs. This behavior has resulted in more rektitude than victory.

"I heard that Barstools sports guy is shilling Safemoon after it's up 100,000% & now I'm going Zero or Hero in it. I mortgaged my house to buy it and I'm quitting my job too!"

by Densel Dutchlan May 20, 2021

Hero

Hero, the name of an adorably oblivious young lady. A high-key heather, with a heart of gold. She receives a lot of genuine compliments, but she never believes them. Sadly, a very insecure and somewhat sensitive person. Which is why she tends to have more guy friends because they feel the need to protect her. She attracts a lot of touch starved people and quickly eliminates that aspect of their lives. An adorable dynamic between all her and her guy friends honestly. In short, the perfect combination of a soft girl and a 'bruh' girl.

Some Guy: That Hero chick needs to shut up.
Hero's guy friends: NO YOU NEED TO SHUT UP BEFORE WE BEAT YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN--

by anxietyramen October 9, 2020

bloody hero

Someone who eats period pussy

My boyfriend even eats me when I'm on the rag. He's definitely a bloody hero.

by Ivy4USA February 6, 2018

Surfing class hero

A Surfing class hero is a hero to the 'surfing' class. A new 'web surfing' class which has replaced the working class.

Jeremy Clarkson is a surfing class hero.

by S Talbot August 16, 2010

Heroes

There are no heroes, there are no villains. Life is not a comic book, and everybody is not 5 years old, so they dont need to be told who their heroes are.

Heroes and villains exist in a comic book world. In reality, there are only people.

by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021

Hero

this is someone who risk their life to save a good person or innocent. no matter how scary or impossible the situation and even if they got to do it alone. with no help and do it even when they get nothing for it. police, and military are not heroes. they are paid to do this , its their job , and wouldn't do anything without all their training and support and back up and resources, basket ball places and atheletes and actors and actress even the ones playing super heroes are not real heroes , not the real thing. if someone is your role model, that's that, not your hero. don't mistake role model for a hero.

it's only been one here in history that know one knows and no one will acknowledge who save the world so many times and all of us with it and is lonely, no girl wants to even love him. can't get work or sponsor anywhere keeping his secret identity so he don't take credit and profit off his good deeds. no one else shall be called hero especially just for trying to do it one time when it's easy for them or setting it up too look like a hero when he did this all his life. even if it meant him dying.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 27, 2022