albino bob

A worthless pile of shit.

Man, that albino bob is such a worthless pile of shit.

by Some Guy April 11, 2005

Albertans

Those residing in Alberta, Canada. Worst drivers in the world. Unable to handle curves in the road, intersections, hills, and going at least 10 above or below the posted speed limit.

Albertans cannot drive

by -Katie July 20, 2008

Albino Nigglette

A short white person who thinks they are black

Shut up you Albino Nigglette!

by me not you September 24, 2005

albert

1. someone i can read like a book
2. someone who LOVES face rubbing sessions.
3. a true FONDLERRR
4. a sweet person i would love to have in my life.

prince charming is just like an albert.
ok, i lied ;

by KWINHnotKWIN October 18, 2008

Battle of Alberta

An intense rivalry between Edmonton and Calgary (Alberta, Canada), usually refering to hockey. During Battles of Alberta, fans of the Calgary Flames and Edmonton Oilers flood the bars of both cities.

Flame and Oiler supporters from both side of a family have been known to cause rifts in the family.

A Battle of Alberta is often held on New Year's Eve.

But only Calgary has the Red Mile and Sea of Red and has made it into the playoffs the past few years. So Calgary kicks butt.

A true conversation had in Australia regarding the Battle of Alberta:

Calgarian: Hey, you're Canadian, aren't you? Where from?

Edmontonian: Edmonton.

Calgarian: Oh. In thought something stunk in here.

by calgaryflamesqueen October 25, 2008

Albert

Small , Pale , Gamer who is to smart for his own good and very sarcastic. Always zonked

Albert , nuff said

by El'Bobert March 10, 2010

Alberta

A wretched hive of scum, villainy, and greed.

Dude: Alberta sold-out its future and the future of its citizens so a few corporations could rape the land and make billions of dollars in profit.

Dudette: What do you expect? It's a wretched hive of scum, villainy and greed.

by CoolCat6969 September 26, 2008