Alabama Hot Pocket

The sexual act of defecating into a vagina and proceeding to have intercourse with the faeces filled vagina.

In other words its where you pull open a girls vagina and shit inside of her. Simple.

Sorry Dave, I can't come to the pub tonight, me and the wife are having an ALABAMA HOT POCKET to celebrate my promotion at work.

by Tess Buehler June 5, 2018

Alabama Buck Shot

While performing anal sex, ejaculate into ones anal cavity. Step back and have your partner fart it back onto you.This has some what of the same appearences as a gun shot

Alabama Buck Shot

by GANGJA69 August 16, 2009

Sweet Home Alabama

A phrase from the song, Sweet Home Alabama, that is used to indicate incest.

"Name something you used as a partner for kissing"
"Incest"
SWEET HOME ALABAMA

by an average memer January 22, 2019

alabama crop circle

when a bunch of hicks (preferably from alabama) take family members into fields and have a circle jerk. The last hick that blows their load on their family member gets cornholed by seeing how many cobs of corn can fit in their ass by the winning kin folk.

my ass hurts after losing last nights alabama crop circle... my sister just didnt look as good as she usually does...

by Pepperonni Steve August 24, 2009

alabama slam-her

Having Sex with a distant cousin

"Dude i had sex with tina" "Man shes your cousin you alabama slam-her!"

by Levi K February 7, 2007

alabama crab daddy

While giving head the girl fondles the balls almost tickling them. Before he cums she bites down on the cock.

Bitch gave me an alabama crab daddy!

by Chauncy Peppertooth November 9, 2007

Alabama pigeon drop

A sexual escapade involving 3 members, one of which dresses in a giant pigeon suit. Two of the members will participate in any form of casual sex, while the third member dressed in the giant pigeon suit defecates on the other two members while in the act of sex. It is also common for the third member to be screaming at the top of there lungs and making various bird noises while making stool on the other two members.

Brian: Dude i could of swore i heard moaning and screaming coming from the neighbors last night
Chris: They were probably doing the Alabama pigeon drop

by a7xbuckeye99 April 25, 2011