you know what they say about nickels and strange occurences

This is a phrase based on the iconic Doofenshmirtz phrase, "Wow, if I had a nickel for the every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?" The phrase is not only a shortening of the phrase, but makes it easy to add to a conversation without jumpcutting to "haha funny reference".

Dude, this girl fell in love with me, dumped me, forgot she dated me, fell in love with me again, and dumped me AGAIN! Sigh, you know what they say about nickels and strange occurences...

by Nurfgal December 16, 2025

Cry about it more

No. I'm not Jordan Peterson and the last time I cried it precipitated in direct proportion to the intensity of my crying to (the point of hail), in the middle of spring, on a sunny day, and it stopped when I was done. I was reciting a poem I wrote about murdering God and was brought to tears by my own brilliance.

Hym "And I'm not being hyperbolic or lying. So no I'm not going to cry about it more. It just snowed and I have to walk to work tomorrow because I don't get paid to be an incest freak. I'm also not Jordan Peterson and, therefore, don't blubber about things rather than doing the right thing."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2025

There’s something of the Jo Oakley about you.

You’re stupid or thick.

Are you daft? I think there’s something of the Jo Oakley about you.

by Giant Oscar January 15, 2025

about to beat my shit

Bouta choke the chicken

Friend 1: “I’m about to beat my shit”
Friend 2: “can I join?”

by Chokingmychicken1358 January 16, 2025

About Ball

An athlete, coach, or sports fan who is solely concerned with happenings on the field and doesnt concern themselves with other distractions.

Greg doesn't watch the Super Bowl Commercials or Halftime Show because he's about ball.

by TheCodester February 9, 2025

What about the money in Blackwater?

What a rat/snake says to it's boss about money that has been left there by a failed bank robbery

"What about the money in Blackwater??"
"Forget that, it’s gone. You talk like it’s the only goddamn money in the world!!!"

by Kriminat0r February 16, 2025

All we care about

Ha! Well, that's great! It's a good thing that you don't care about other people's kids living because... Eheh, they are not doing THAT anymore! RIGHT!?

Hym "Well... Now hold on a second... That's not 'ALL we care about...' Because clearly you care about NOT HAVING TO EXPLAIN WHY THOSE KIDS ARE DEAD. But don't worry Mr. President, like always, I'll do it for you (as I do so love to set the record straight)... IN THE NEXT POST!"

by Hym Iam February 21, 2025