pineapple cocktail

The act of consuming excessive pineapple with the intent of sweetening your semen, only to realize no one is there to taste test, forcing you to jizz in your own mouth alone.

Poor Bob couldn’t find anyone online, so he stayed home and had a pineapple cocktail.

by TheJestersBlog January 10, 2023

pineappleism

Discrimination against people who like/hate pineapple on pizza.

Bobby is pineappleist, and pineappleism isn't nice!!!!

by KoolLeo11 January 15, 2024

Pineapple hairs

The green "hairs" on the top of a pineapple

That man's pineapple has some nice pineapple hairs

by Shadowking4 January 28, 2022

Pineapple Hairs

The leafy part on the top of a pineapple. Word first used by Anix.

That pineapple has pineapple hairs on the top.

by Toxicsyd June 16, 2020

pineapple head

IBella (youtuber) got roasted by some random dude in brookhaven.

"pineapple head"

by ivory_plaid April 24, 2022

Pineappl

When you love pineapples but have an irrational fear of having two e's in one word.

Person 1: God, I love pineappls!
Person 2: The fuck's wrong with you? Do you mean pineapples?
Person 1: AAAAH

by notabearonblacktarheroin February 27, 2021

Pineapple

It’s good. But don’t put this on pizza please.

Ew this pizza has pineapple on it. Throw it away.

by CornOnTheCowb October 28, 2019