Like the maffia but jewish. Don't mess with these mofos or they will bust out their circumcision powers.
by Dead Man May 22, 2004

A Dick Jew is a girl that wants dick but when offered the opportunity of having some type of sexual interaction with a males penis, she declines with no logical explaination. Kinda like a Jew at a flea market, you know they wanna buy, but they just wont give it up and buy.
I was with Sam last night in my van, and when I whipped out my throbbing hot Man Beef she went all "Dick Jew" on me like she didn't want anything to do with it when we've been talking about knockin' boots all night
by LanceRomanceFromFrance October 4, 2009

by Lesbian lovers stripper January 5, 2010

The person who pockets your lighter after everyone is done smoking ,even though it does not belong to them.
After lighting the water pipe the lighter jew placed my lighter in her pocket. She has red hair ug boots and carries a large purse. ( named after a american beer )
by 1more April 1, 2009

a jew's wish of being an investment banker, or any other occupation that has something to do with greed and the hoarding of money.
-whats your birthday jew wish my hebrew brother?
-I wish to be an investment banker or something that deals with the hoarding of money.
-I wish to be an investment banker or something that deals with the hoarding of money.
by Yubeen heebed March 27, 2010

A Slippery Jew Is a Jewish Person That is so salty its disgusting then he/she refuses to shower off the salt because jews havent had good Past experiences with showers.
by Slendart123 November 5, 2016

by jb007007 February 26, 2014
