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Brian Cheek

A man so irresistible and tasteful that beings of all sexual orientations desire to be his life partner. A man who falls the subject of an infamous chant at football games, and supplied Ryan deburger with his sloppy seconds.
Damn! Brian cheek makes me so aroused and tingly in the pants.
by Fan_of_all_things_cheeky September 15, 2021
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Brian

Brian is a yummy individual. He has to be right on his factual knowledge and can not stand to be wrong. He can be clean... but chooses not to be around his girlfriend. He is a giving soul and let's his girl steal his things (that thief.) He refuses to buy the new iPhones because his Android works perfectly fine. Brian wears the most basic shirts a 50 year old man would buy. His hobbies include basketball, weight lifting, and staring at himself flexing in the mirror for hours on end. Brian is almost a interesting as he is attractive-not very much.
Brian is yummy.
by Piss Finger July 29, 2021
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Brian Fries

Wow, I need you to stop talking because you’re brian fries.
by dat bitchhhhhh May 6, 2018
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Fruity Brian

A Fruity Brian is an incredibly gay but closeted man who can't stop talking about penises.
"Is Fruity Brian talking about penises again?"
by Fruity Brian July 13, 2024
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brian

yoo my shi BRIAN level
by walkemdownwiththatdrake April 17, 2025
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Brian Co@ts

A walking contradiction/scrooge of the worst kind, they’ll not only expect you to work for peanuts or even free… in fact they’ll believe that you should pay them for the Honor of being able to work with them on their project, and be prepared to do all the work their way (The WRONG way). They’ll pretend that they are intelligent/qualified and that you should listen to “Their Expert Advice”, yet their own kids won’t even have them help with a Lemonade stand, as they know that it’ll be a F#@K- up.

They also know “EVERYTHING” (even what you had for breakfast last Tuesday), so don’t try to correct them, as there really is no hope.
Wow! That guy must be a real Scrooge; no he’s a Brian Co@ts

The Federal Reserve Bank gets their Crooked orders from Brian Co@ts

The “Church-Mouse” was once an employee of BrianCo@ts
by ChurchMouse October 29, 2011
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Brian

Denoting from Brian a character in Family Guy

A pretentious absorber who adopts something they know very little about and uses it to impress the people around them.
Lady Gaga lived in London for a month and started talking in a British accent; she's such a Brian.

He heard The Beatles most popular song and can't stop talking about them like he's some kind of expert; dude is such a Brian.
by stewiegriffinbaldbaby December 13, 2022
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