Emo

Caused by a traumatic event or a series of traumatic events leading upto or during social interaction, causing blood clots in the wrist, suicidal tendancies, loss in fashion sense, need to express femanine side too often, a need to voice there emotions using other mediums such as art, music,poems (Which usually have no structure, and have no meaning or purpose) ,or other methods which include dropping into subtle conversation, and by conversing, they can drop hints of their emotional experiances. The blood clotting, explains why emo's find the need to extract of blood from around the wrist area, and find it quite natural to do this themselves, using their moms best kitchenware, *hint. dont eat with a knife at an emo's house, unless it has been steralised*

An example of subtle hint dropping is:

Guy number 1: "Hey John, you will never guess what, my goldfish died to day"
John: "O Thats to bad, kinda like how my will to live died last month...." *awkward silence*
Guy Number 1: "damn your so EMO!"

by -=Ky=- December 14, 2008

emo

an emo is a worthless piece of shit

that needs to die
their daily life consists of stressing over what way their fringes look like and worrying about their weight
they are vain fucks

they look like shit anyway

in a typical emo cahtroom

< 3darkvampire: omg my bangs look awful today omg look at this pic i just uploaded

xmisery_demise_guyx : that pic is the sex! <3333333 u look great you could use more hairspray though

<3darkvampire: omg omg im going to cut myself its awful isnt it my fringe is way too short :'( this life ....i cant deal with the pain........i....i ........i cant live with myself anymore

xmisery_demise_guyx: i know i know im stressing out because my little sister's skinny jeans wont fit me anymore this life......never will the sorrow of my black abyss ever leave me

<3darkvampire: this pain from my knife......it takes away all pain

xmisery_demise_guyx: omg i hate it when people dont understand us , like i know it really does take all the pain away. i cant live with out cutting myself

by fuckthealliance June 15, 2009

Emo

"Emo" is another word for "faggot" in which angsty teens dress up in black and pretend to have it bad while they live in their nice surburban home in a gated community so they can generate attention.

Beyond contrary belief, emos come in two colors: white and pale. Each having to do with how long one is an emo.

Emo: I'm going to bitch and moan about how much my life sucks in this nice surburban home I have, wasting my time complaining instead of doing something constructive while-

Everyone in response: STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Icemoutin July 22, 2009

emo

kids pretend life sucks but in reality all is good. its just an exuse to steal trends from punks, metal heads, and goths. and also most of them are bi.

emo kids are fags

by blackmetal666 January 28, 2009

emo

a perverse blend of gay, punk and goth managing somehow to combine the worst aspects of each

emos are a homosexual, self-destructive group that will soon die out due to their obsession with suicide.

by Nik-Naks October 13, 2008

emo

A person who usually acts depressed, dresses in very tight clothing (i.e, if male retro Vans skate shoes and sometimes womens jeans), listens to indie music, and in quite a few cases has life very good and just looks for something to be depressed about, but usually has no reason to be (or usually just act) depressed. They also usually have hair over one side of their face (see "AFI").

Guy 1. "dude, is he wearing womens jeans?"

Guy 2. "yeah, he's emo, or he thinks he is"

by Andres aKa El Rey August 4, 2007

Emo

a genre which has lost its meaning over the years and now currently consists of mostly 14-19 year olds, mostly consisting of wearing black clothes, tight ripped pants (if you're a guy) or short slutty skirts with fishnet stockings (if you're a girl), hair worn in a certain retarded manner, jewelry from Hot Topic, requires listening to Dashboard Confessional, etc. These people all strive to be unique but somehow all end up the same. It is easy to identify an emo by the typically downcast look, hair combed over half the face, and real (or fake) cut marks on their arms. 95% of the people thrown into this class get off on creating drama around them, whileas in all reality their lives are not that bad. Typically "misunderstood" by anyone not in their clique (meaning the rest of civilized humanity), they often misconstrue themselves as aspiring geniuses, poets, artists, etc. see also delusions of grandeur for insight on the common emo's thought process. These people usually grow out of this stage by age 18 or 19, realizing that in all reality, the world does not give a fuck if your puppy died when you were 12...and it was the only real friend you had.

Emo: "my puppy died when i was 12, it was the only real friend that i ever had that understood me *cut cut*"
Common Person: "wow, you're...pathetic."

by RoflicerOfTheLawl January 16, 2008