Man, whatever your mom says

Man, whatever your mom says. This means that the sayer of this phrase is willing to do whatever your mom says. He has an extreme love for your mom and will do whatever she says. While saying this phrase, the sayer will shit his pants and also massive jizz bomb in his pants with the thought of doing whatever your mom says. With love, your mom.

Girlfriend: What do you wanna do babe?
Boyfriend: Man, whatever your mom says.
Girlfriend: Why does it smell like shit...DID YOU FUCKING JIZZ YOURSELF?!

by Your Awesome January 5, 2011

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Get you a man that can do both

To be in a relationship when your boyfriend is classy, kind, and deep but thugn it at the same time.

Girl 1: Omg your boyfriend is amazing!
Girl 2: I know, get you a man that can do both.

by CrazyAllCaps December 17, 2017

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on it like a ferret up a yorkshire man's trousers

On to the problem. Busy, occupied with it.

Are you dealing with the packing?
Yes I'm on it like a ferret up a Yorkshire man's trousers.

by mctaylor September 23, 2013

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All American Challenge - 2 Man Edition

Two people, have to drink a fifth, 12 pack of beers, smoke 4 Kings, eat 2 large pizzas, and complete a 250 piece puzzle.

This challenge is not for burgers.

“Hey Spew do you wanna do the All American Challenge - 2 Man Edition?”
“Hell yea Squanto”

by The Hilo Pito June 7, 2019

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I'm gonna see a man about a wallabee

an expression used by the residents of sydney, australia describing the euphoric sensation of wanting to pull your wang out and let it rip

(Eric) How was your flight?
(Ivan) It was long but i didnt really mind cause there was this fine ass bitch sitting next to me the whole time...now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna see a man about a wallabee

by ivan dogg September 30, 2008

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