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I need to sort out my life

Every assholes go-to excuse for ignoring you so they could play games and talk to other people.
You: Hey, I really miss talking to you!
*five hours later*
You: Oh... I guess you don’t feel the same way.
Them: Sorry, I need to sort out my life.
by Getrekt911 June 18, 2019
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Pull your head out of your ass and start doing something about obvious problems you are responsible for, you ingrate!
by krg August 25, 2007
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Oh Shit Get The Fuck Out Of Here

A phrase used by non-believing friends.

Also, this is used normally after the words "porkchop sandwiches"
by kitteninastocking May 6, 2009
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will you go out with me?

literally a boys way of asking a girl to be his girlfriend😐
jeron- hey lil mamas will you go out with me?
treesha- fuck now get out my face
by yeye. smirking face September 21, 2021
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Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler

Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler, your so skibidi, your so fanum tax, I just wanna be your sigma
by Cragsly October 13, 2023
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having sex with a girl and then never contacting her again
dude, you need to just get in get on get off get out!
by immike March 18, 2009
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Very crude description that you are about to go in and take a shit.
Chris is heading into the can to back the big brown caddie out of the garage!
by Larryfun September 8, 2005
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