why do i have an onion

bro me and my mom are so confused like what’s up with this onion

why do i have an onion plz i wanna know

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

I want to play a game.

Used when one wants to initiate in a board game with another. More commonly used with family/friends.

Jigsaw: I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
Victim: Parcheesi or Scrabble?

by ??? Chungus October 11, 2023

I want to make a basket with people

A group of people involved in an orgy

I want to make a basket with people suh as ....

by Fuckmeinmyasshole69 September 21, 2016

I got the definition wrong

When you get the definition wrong

“I submitted penis music into the Urban dictionary.”
“That’s cool”
“Well I got the definition wrong”

by Easter island statue May 3, 2022

i sure hope that they

a dramatically ironic joke usually said in comment sections whenever a very popular content creator turns out to be an asshole.

Guy 1: what a nice animator! I sure hope that they are nice and appropriate towards minors!
(referencing an example of a cc grooming a child)

by jayquan. July 27, 2022

i dont know

synnonoms include:

confuse, miscalculate, misconstrue, misinterpret, misjudge, misread, overestimate, overlook, underestimate, addle, blunder, botch, bungle, confound, err, fail, goof, jumble, lapse, misapprehend, misconceive, miscount, miss, omit, slip, snarl, tangle, be off the mark, be wrong, deceive oneself, get wrong, have wrong impression, make a mess, misdeem, misknow, miss the boat, put foot in, slip up, AND take for

if you didn't read all of them read it because my hands hurt from typing

slang: idk

meaning: 1. used to say that one does not have the information someone is asking for.

2. used to express disagreement, doubt, or uncertainty.

Sam: "What time does the library close?" Tom: "I don't know."

Bob: "I don't like that guy."

i dont know what other sentence i should write

by helloiamsean April 19, 2022

i ate the axe

An alternative way of saying "I hate the blacks" without sounding racist. Used to bypass filtering system in games (most commonly on Roblox text to speech games, like baer).

The_Bronzong: "i ate the axe"
Tessa: "Well damn"

by ShadowKilla5 and 7xx7 April 28, 2024