Shit-tinted glasses

An antonym of rose-tinted glasses.

To see things through shit-tinted glasses means to look at things in a pessimistic manner, to see something negatively, and/or as worse than it actually was. Shit-tinted glasses is usually brought on by angst, having a particularly shit day, or even sometimes for no reason in particular.

Person 1: Fucking christ, looking back on it, my teachers back in elementary school were assholes.
Person 2 (Person 1's friend and former classmate): Not really. Have you considered the thought that you're looking back into the past through shit-tinted glasses? You were kind of a little shit back then.

by Glennicus August 28, 2020

Shit hair cut

KSI’S Bald Head, He fucks Simon as a baldie, his hair he has now is fake and a wig, under his hair now is baldness, Ksi is a hard working bald bloke.

Simon: what is sexy?

Vikkstar123: Shit hair cut
WAIT KSIS SHIT HAIR CUT

by Ilobechiken August 31, 2020

jackrabbit dick shit

jackrabbit dick shit is usally a term you would call a friend when he does some dumb ass shit right after you told him what to do or gave his dumb ass directions.

-Brandon Anderson

Nigga i just told you the storm was coming now look at you jackrabbit dick shit your dead.

by @polodowndon September 24, 2020

Shitting Your Nathan's

Spunking your pants at your spagghettis fun-eral

Shitting Your Nathan's is the national sport of Genovia

by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

Hovid Ass Shit

When COVID-19 fucks off your ability to get a Brisket Quesadilla or Ranch Salsa from Taco Cabana; Cardboard Cutouts; No Sports Tcjets; PCR Tests; or Wearing a mask when you ain’t even robbin or mobbin.

“I’d would rather fuck a bitch with COVID-19 than HIV, HOVID-19 ass gorilla dick sucking ass trick.”

“That’s some HOVID ass shit.”

“HOVID-19 make a nigga wanna scream.”

by REV K7-EE-OLEVN October 11, 2020

Sphincter Shit Swap

A fecal foreplay game that involves the act of pooping into another persons anus; preferably of a solid nature. The goal is to pass the poo as many times possible without letting it slip out and hit the ground.

I met this girl on craigslist who had a serious poop fetish. We played a few games of Sphincter Shit Swap before getting into grimy, unprotected anal sex. I beat her 12-5.

by TheFourthHouse December 15, 2012

Roller coaster shit

The actions and emotions a person shows when they are on the toilet and trying to shit something big...and it hurts. Similar to the emotions and actions while preparing for a roller coaster dive with the rejoicing hand raise at the end (woohoo!).

I didn't shit for days but when I did it was a roller coaster shit!

by Gabrijela Ester October 18, 2012