Your mom

Sooo, basically it means uhm, i dunno but like thats just sum’n peeps say :)

Me: hi, how are you?

You: your mom.

or~

Random person: hey!

by Sub to my yt : Bloomy Skylar October 1, 2019

your mom

your mom is a modern youngster "joke" with the kids

What did you do last night

Youngster : your mom

by Gratzia Ballz December 29, 2021

Your mom

Your mom is a come back invented by Van Foster, it was used to make Trever Ryan Koi shut the fuck up. It's the best come back known to mankind and cannot be countered.

Van: Trevor shut the fuck up
Trevor: Van how about you shut up
Van: I make your mom shut the fuck up when I put
my dick in her mouth

Trevor:…
Trevor: Wanna play warzone?

by Fake wave April 4, 2022

Your mom

The person people make jokes about all the time

Blitzø: hey are we gonna get our phone call bitch ?
Agent one: that depends who are you gonna call ?
Blitzø: your mom thanking her for a fat time

by Someone who likes helluva boss July 7, 2023

Your Mom

Something nearly everyone says if you tell what they did

Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was

Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was three :(
Person 2: o-o shit

by SirCentipede November 1, 2022

national sesh with your mom day

national sesh with your mom day is february 19th

go grab a joint or a bowl and smoke with your mom because it’s february 19th!!! national sesh with your mom day !!

by smartypantskid February 19, 2021

I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're in an awkward situation, say this to make the other person feel uncomfortable instead.

Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: ?
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...

by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022