My wife

A Karen-like bitch that takes your money, kids, car, house, dignity and almost everything in your life!

Virgin: What happened to you?!
Husband: My wife and I got divorced, and took almost everything in my life!
Virgin: LOL! YOU'LL ENDED UP LIKE ME!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 31, 2022

Wife

Ariel is a wife.

Don't you know how much wife material ariel is?

by anonymous March 22, 2024

ur wife

its self explanatory ;)

im ur wife now

by 你的老婆 November 22, 2021

James Dean’s Wife

A super funny cool girl named Willow who is married to James Dean

“omg look at that super cool girl, that’s James Dean’s wife!”

“wow her fits are fire, she must be James Dean’s wife”

by weinereater February 16, 2025

Basil’s wife

His wife that is deadly in love with him and wants him forever and would do anything to see him happy

Basil’s wife loves looking at his eyes

by Swaeallday September 15, 2021

wife saver

A low alcohol beer.

I should be ok tonight, even though the team lost, he's on the wife saver.

by karnowski snr December 28, 2023

wife pussy

A partner's genitalia that a man values and cherishes, so much so that he wants to commit to a lifelong relationship.

But seriously you felt delicious.. like you have wife pussy.

by Iri June 17, 2024