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by VSC1111 May 20, 2018
Get the Valley Swim Club mug.A place where censorship-adoring goons gather from all around the world to create a base for the propagation of their own agendas. A place where psychological warfare is plotted and planned. A place where being black is stupid (just like anywhere else in this white supremacist planet). A place where being “poor” means that you’ll be easily taken advantage of (just like anywhere else in this sleazy planet). A place where executives delete profiles and shadowban random people all over the world that are spreading the truth about corruptions (UNLESS it benefits them).
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“Silicon Valley is NOTHING, but a congregation of corrupt people that group up with governments around the world to manipulate the masses!”
“Silicon Valley considers itself the MANIPULATOR of humanity! So much for all of this freedom that America stands for!”
“Oh my god. I keep getting shadowbanned so that people can’t see my profile.”
“Jesus Christ. I just got my account permanently banned for using my freedom of speech!”
“Why does this 13-year-old child have 60 million followers for doing nothing, but disrespecting her mother on national television, but 41,000,000 Americans are struggling to get food on their tables?”
“They keep manipulating the media through social media!”
“All they care about is entertainment and gossip and not quality of life.”
“They hate humanity unless it’s their small circle of friends.”
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by Patricia Jenkins April 7, 2018
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Get the Don Valley mug.My school which sucks. They haven’t won a homecoming game in years , classrooms are smoking hot in the summer , valley Central is too broke to change are ID photos so I gotta look at my old ass photo of me from 7th grade , the hallways always stink like ass cheeks and don’t forget the Anime kids and weird ass kissing couples 24\7 and the bathrooms you enter you literally feel like ur getting high without smoking anything 2nd hand smoke go crazy!! Also don’t let me forget the FAKE ASS people you’ll meet in this place. Good tip for you guys don’t be in a friendship with 2 other friends cuz you know damn well 2 of you guys are closer then the other. WELL ANYWAYS THATS MY SCHOOL FOR YA
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