Soft landing

To dump someone in a gentle "it's not you" way.

I started dating this new woman.

Don't you have two other girlfriends already?

Yeah, but I gave them a soft landing. I told them I won't have enough time for them anymore.

by Dataline755 March 15, 2024

Soft Porn

My teacher in Religion class was talking about this and I thought I would consult the boys on Urban Dictionary. Yeah its like porn without like penetration. Cheers

Soft porn is like porn without sex lol

by giorgio4 November 21, 2021

Subway "Soft Drink"

A drink

I am going to get a Subway "Soft Drink"

by chipdabeaver May 15, 2023

Soft math

Math that's easy to do in your head

The doctor asked me how many drinks i have in a week. Had to do some soft math to give him an answer that didn't make me sound like an alcoholic.

by Candy_Ass_Ho January 15, 2019

Soft stan

The polar opposite of a hard stan.

Soft stans only think pure thoughts of their bias and wish only the best for their bias without being perverted. They think of their bias as an adorable marshmallow that is to be protected at all times.

Aka: Cris<3

Cris is such a soft stan of all her babies (just sometimes she is hard stan)

by KookieCrispis October 21, 2017

SOFT

when Zen is being a lil too sensitive and a lil too bitchy.

fishy: bruh zen u soft asf rn

geo daddy: yeah

by geodaddy1234 May 9, 2022

SOFT

When a person (typically an uncle) reposts lame dad jokes from a social media source, such as twitter.

My uncle thought he was smooth with the dad jokes… turns out he’s been SOFT this whole time.

by oogabooga57 January 10, 2022