Kyle haddad

A mix between a guy drinking Monster and hitting dry wall and some Libanese food. He likes to get his dick out in public, and would offer you 50$ to hit you.

"Hey guys, what's about that guy at the party last night? He hit the wall several times while naked."
"Don't worry about him, he's a Kyle haddad, he smells like kebab."

by shish_ta November 23, 2019

Kyle’s Cousin

Kyles homie, friend, associate, partner, sex slave

Don’t worry we have Kyle’s Cousin to help buy monster

by JSYFMAPOS April 18, 2020

John Kyle

The way of calling someone a donut

GUY 1:You John Kyle!!
GUY 2:Did you just bloody call me a donut?!?!

by THE WEE June 2, 2023

attractive kyle

A moderately attractive guy in a sea of unattractive guys

ex. "Did you see that guy at the comic book store?"

"Yea, he was such an attractive kyle."

by Lewus September 30, 2013

xp kyle

horrible xbox 360 player.

Dude, i just pulled a fucking xp kyle. im 0-3421

by mysterious jew November 6, 2011

the kyle method

when you bash your head into the wall until you fall asleep to avoid having to pay for nyquil

"I don't have enough money for nyquil"-Giga Chad
"try doing the kyle method"-Giga Brad

by Thymuffinman December 14, 2021

Kyle God

A Kyle who gives off total crackhead vibes and drinks 17 bottles of Monster energy drinks an hour.

Dang bro, hes such a Kyle God

by Yes Quintin it’s actually me January 19, 2020