Thomas

The big gay

You are thomas

by FBI6969 November 12, 2018

Thomas

If you meet a person named Thomas; RUN! He will immediately approach you and make loud noises. But don’t be worried there is nothing wrong with him mentally or physically. His penis is not measured in inches rather centimeters.

Run it’s a Thomas!

Beware, hide it’s Thomas!

by Furryslayer6969 March 16, 2019

Thomas

Thomas is a extremely handsome lad and will get all the girls in no time, with the amount of choses he has he take all of them.

All the girls ask Thomas out and he take the hottest one.

by Thomas31 November 30, 2019

Mr Thomas

Mr Thomas Is A Teacher, He Is Believed To Be A Massive Pedophile, He May Have Raped Many Students In My Class, I Don’t Know Though. He Is Really Weird

I Think Mr Thomas Fucked Thalia Yesterday

by Kyethryll June 26, 2019

Thomas

When someone steals your joke, word, catch-phrase or anything funny or meaningful that you said.

Teacher: Do you all know about the monarch? (Talking about the queen)
You: I know the butterfly!
*No one laughs*
Thomas: I know the butterfly!
*Everyone laughs*

by GeneralZod November 22, 2011

happy thomas

You reach into a girls pussy, grab the back wall and rip it inside out. Once it is hanging inside out you fresh it with liquid nitrogen. Then she does you up the ass with her frozen pussy.

A woman died last night because someone did a happy thomas to her

by Hougely March 28, 2008

Thomas

Thomas' are usually great friends, but are secretly fuckboys. i would stay as far away as I could. They probably look hot but are really hiding behind that, as they are actually hairless sewer rats.

Person 1: wow he looks hot!
Person 2: I'd watch out, he's probably a Thomas

by Cuddle-sluts June 25, 2016