Sponge bob

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain"
I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN"
Ohh...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

"Spongebob squarepants"
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he

"Spongebob Squarepants"
If nautical nonsense be something you wish

"Spongebob Squarepants"
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

"Spongebob Squarepants"
READY
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! AH AHH AHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH...

I luv sponge bob Lola

by None Of Yo Business June 07, 2014

Bob owling

Looking around a gay bar back room for an erect penis to suck on.

"I've just been bob owling in the back room - sucked on a massive cock back there"

or
"Where's Steve?"
"Oh he's bob owling somewhere, I'm sure"

by Apeman2013 June 07, 2013

Herm-bob

One who is severely lacking in common sence or social skills in anyway. Very similar to a darel.

Look at the herm-bob over there hitting on a nun!

by Don Octagon May 04, 2009

Krusty Bob

The act of jizzing in your friends sock with out them knowing and then they wear it all day the next day.

"Hey I gave him a Krusty Bob last night and he didn't notice"

by The Blanchet's February 11, 2012

BoB Dolen

Is Bob Dole's alter ego that controls the pimping industry of the USA.

Ah shit, its BoB Dolen!

by epicsmooth February 05, 2010

Bob the Methhead

The meth'd up version of Bob the Builder. Usually bald and old. They are that supect neighbor that always pops out of their garage when you begin to do yard work or any type of work outside the home. They will then proceed to smoke meth in their garage and pretend to do work as well. Identifiable by the strong odor of meth and by the sounds of nonsensical power tools.

Ralph: Gotta cut the lawn today and pull out so...
Bob the methhead: Hi neighbor! Hey do you wanna buy 50 iron cups?
Ralph: No, thank you. (The fuck?) I got some stuff to do.
Bob the methhead: Right, yeah, cool, sure. See yah later! Yeah. Yeah, alright.
(Bob the methhead then proceeds to smoke meth in his garage. Later he will begin to operate a jackhammer, bench grinder, and a saw at the same time.)

by C.H.U.D 2 August 17, 2020

Bob Belcher

A man who owns a burger shop called bobs burgers (cartoon)

Hey want to see Bob Belcher at bobs burgers

by FunkoPop January 11, 2018