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pocket boner

The buldge created when attempting to sneak food, beer or other contraband into a Movie theater or sports event.
James: "3 packs of m&m's AND a twix bar.. really dog?

Dan: "Always works, but if you keep staring at my pocket boner we'll have to split.
by Ribeyeguy September 20, 2011
mugGet the pocket bonermug.

Pocket Beer

A beer that was purchased in the past for future consumption, even though you currently were currently consuming other beverages, but knowing that when said cocktails were finished, he would want another beverage.
Rob got super drunk on Saint Patrick’s Day yesterday as a result of all the “pocket beers” he had consumed... not all the cocktails he drank.
by Lucky Robbie March 18, 2018
mugGet the Pocket Beermug.

Pocket Music

The noise that results when a music player is left on, but the ear buds were earlier put in the pocket for some reason and forgotten.
We both thought we were hearing shit, it turned out it was his pocket music.

Me: You hea summthin dawg?
Jamal: Nah dawg you straight trippin.
Me: Shiiiiiiiiiit nigga it was just pocket music!
by RITStonerKid April 7, 2011
mugGet the Pocket Musicmug.

Pocket Orgasm

a small, non sexual tingly feeling that occurs when something satisfying happens.
i get a pocket orgasm whenever someone plays with my hair.
by lemonslemons December 2, 2019
mugGet the Pocket Orgasmmug.

Pop Pocket

A food made by cooking a hot pocket and then shoving a poptart inside said hot pocket.
"I made a pop pocket the other night!"
"Was It any good?"
by Reaper Flame October 7, 2017
mugGet the Pop Pocketmug.

Meat pocket

“I hooked up with this girl last night. She had a meat pocket for a pussy”
by I got eczema March 24, 2019
mugGet the Meat pocketmug.

hair pocket

A winter hat worn mostly by females that holds all of their hair inside a toasty pocket; a backwards beret; the opposite of a merkin if worn to conceal genital hair
Thot, put your hair pocket on!
by tremontmanatee December 28, 2014
mugGet the hair pocketmug.

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