The most like homie in all of the land👏🏼😳, once killed a tiger with his bare hands while shotgunning a 24 oz corona™ can. Strong advocate of Mike’s Hard Lemonade, but only with extra lemons😍🤤
Friend One: Ayo 🅱️oss, them shoes lookin dirty lemme clean those up for you
Mike Turnupseed: Nah boss, that attitude lookin kinda dirty, lemme fix that right up for you👀
Friend One: Yo boss thanks, I really feel like I could go shotgun a 24 oz corona™ can right now!
Mike: lemme drive da boat
Mike Turnupseed: Nah boss, that attitude lookin kinda dirty, lemme fix that right up for you👀
Friend One: Yo boss thanks, I really feel like I could go shotgun a 24 oz corona™ can right now!
Mike: lemme drive da boat
by Brok With No C August 20, 2019
by Dinner Thyme August 17, 2023
Too leaches who are old enough to be your parents who use younger people to support their drug hobbit. Then turn around and talk shit on the same people who supported them spending over 300 dollars on them, message everyone they can think of to keep tabs on them, especially Mike who if you spend enough time with him would make you want to commit suicide because of how negative he is. They will call you on payday and play a poor me act to swindle money out of you when they know you have bills and a girlfriend to support.
by Noddine May 24, 2017
Some say the modern gunslinger with the meanest flick known to man. A piece of mails biggest fear. Most definitely is not afraid to wear a snapback all day to intimidate whatever it encounters.
by UrbanWhisperer June 11, 2022
by BDBB126 March 13, 2017
Liam was both shocked and slightly turned on when he felt his friend give him a Wet Mike while sitting watching fireworks.
by Soon2boutoforder July 05, 2017
A gaffer who is known for his prowess at hoofing massive rails of cocaine and/or ketamine with hoover like suction
Fucking hell did you see the Dog at the Italo rave last night? He was rocking some proper Mike Dyson business
by Fun Fun 303 September 11, 2021